Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Don't believe in evolution? Don't use it!

Majority of Americans Reject Theory of Evolution

"NEW YORK (Oct. 23) - Most Americans do not accept the theory of evolution. Instead, 51 percent of Americans say God created humans in their present form, and another three in 10 say that while humans evolved, God guided the process. Just 15 percent say humans evolved, and that God was not involved."

I say, if you don't believe in a theory, then don't use it! Check out this handy website to see what you'll be missing, including the latest medicines and treatments, advice about how to control superweeds, bacteria and viruses, and research about foods, animals the environment and more!

And, while you're at it, we wish you wouldn't use any other scientific theories, either. So - no nukes for you! Oh, and be sure to avoid stepping outside - that pesky theory of gravity, you know.

Sheesh! What hope is there?

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